FUCK YOU FACEBOOK
What the fucking fuck?
Yeah, no, I haven’t had my goddamn roleplaying account for what? Two years? And you fuck-tards are justing going to sudden swoop down and rip the carpet that is my life out from under me?
What was I doing to you? And don’t you DARE use that internet safety bullshit on me, assholes. I would never creep on ANYONE unless that particular person and I came to the agreement that that was the sort of RP we were having. What? Some people are into that. Get over yourselves. The last fuck ass thing I want to do with my life is actually creep on a real person. Are you shitting my sideways? Get out of here Facebook. I never enjoyed you anyway. You start to much drama in Catholic girls’ high schools and the concept of “Time Line” makes me want to throw my face onto an ice pick.
Further more, if you continue to disable roleplaying accounts, I swear to god I will take to the streets and dismantle your moderating selves and parade your severed heads around on very long, homemade spears so EVERYONE can see what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
Want to know how you keep the crazy creeps away from your children and public places? DON’T. DISABLE. THEIR ROLEPLAYING ACCOUNTS!
